Regarding recent UFO sightings — we at Cyb3rW3nch have made contact. The Galaxy Brain Cruel Intentions Rosary comes in peace, and it has secrets of the universe to share with us.
The first secret is the hidden spoon within the rosary pendant — interpreting the remaining secrets is up to the beholder. I do not make the rules. You do —
Do not be afraid. You are in good hands...
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