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The first secret is the hidden spoon within the rosary pendant — interpreting the remaining secrets is up to the beholder. I do not make the rules. You do —
Do not be afraid. You are in good hands...
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Cyb3rW3nch is not responsible for orders once they reach the post office and start tracking.